Christmas tees with something to say
Original text designs for the cozy, the grumpy, and the ugly-sweater crowd. Written in house, printed to order, shipped within the US.
Christmas
Ugly Christmas Sweater
Merry Everything, $27.95
Grumpy Holiday
See 2 designs for the holdouts
Who is it for?
Every design names its person. Pick one and see the shirts written for them.
Stuck on what to get the woman who waves off compliments? These tees say it for you with warm humor and lines she would actually say. Birthdays, mom life, or just because.
See 6 designsHe says he wants nothing, so give him a tee that gets a laugh and earns a spot in the regular rotation. Dad jokes, dog dad pride, and grill duty humor.
See 5 designsGoing out is overrated, and now you can say so. These homebody tees are for people who treat December as hibernation season and Friday night as a double feature on the couch.
See 5 designsFor the friend who loves the holidays in theory and needs a second cup of cocoa in practice. These grumpy-holiday tees lean into eye rolls, early exits, and bah-humbug humor with a wink.
See 2 designsSpooky, silly, and easy to wear. Our Halloween tees are punchy one-liners for porch duty, costume days, and candy runs, no costume required.
See 2 designs17 designs, printed to order
See all 17 designsWritten in house
Every design is an original line of text set in heavy type. No licensed characters, brand names, or lyrics.
Real shirt colors
Each design is drawn for the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee colors shown on its page, in unisex sizes S to 3XL.
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We are finishing our print setup, so nothing can be ordered yet. Every design and color is here to browse.